My child asked for water too many times.

K asked for water a couple of times today.  Since it was more than her teacher deemed necessary, he asked that I write a note for her regarding her water consumption.  I crafted the following note for him:

August  29, 2014

Mr. H,

K said that you needed a water note.  I wrote you a water song instead.  I thought you might appreciate my efforts.

K has some very hot pipes,

Doo-dah, doo-dah,

She drinks water like a camel,

Oh, the doo-dah-day.

She may need some extra water,

2 sips just won’t do,

When her sponge is dry she tends to have some headaches, too.

A little more water helps to solve that.

Doo-dah, doo-dah,

Please allow rehydration,

Oh, the doo-dah-day.

Whoooo!

Thanks,

Amy 

Mom to K and tacky songstress

I think that he'll understand her need.   Since he brings a guitar to school and did a bunch of magic tricks for the class on the first day, I figured that I could completely get away with this.