After the Thursday meeting bit, Hubs apparently decided to cheer me up and used my cereal as his means of doing that. I found this sitting on the washing machine. (Our pantry shelves are in the basement, near the laundry.)
My Kashi Good Friends cereal has now been altered to say:
"Sticks and twigs cereal. Forest floor in every spoonful."
"Enlarged to show ants."
"2046% of your daily fiber-- Colon blast formula."
FYI, Hubs is 41.