I was at school and saw two signs on the doors. Our doors are locked down (as I believe everyone's are at this point) and one sign was giving directions on how to get buzzed in. Many people are just shy of tossing themselves against the door. I guess that the smaller sign wasn't quite bold enough.
The second sign is what made me laugh. It says something to the effect of, "When picking up your child/ren, please discontinue any cell phone use until after. Please wear proper attire when coming into the school." In parentheses it states something about proper attire to go out into public and to conduct business and something to the effect of pajamas not being that.
They also had to state the need for photo ID needed when retrieving a child.
I was talking with the secretary and said, "You know, I'm sure that it was something really good that prompted the signs on the door. I'm not digging for dirt because it isn't my business, but I can only figure that you guys would be able to write volumes."
"You have no idea. The PTA should really consider buying me a camera."